Dick Grayson

I almost didn't realize it was December -- no Thanksgiving Day parade, no Christmas carols on every other radio station, not even a Christmas tree or even just a little red bow or jingle bell anywhere to be found. I guess this place doesn't celebrate Christmas, wherever it is. It's funny, I think this is the first Christmas that I won't be spending wherever it was I was calling "home" at the time.

I'm definitely going to miss Alfred's Christmas goose. And the brownies. Trust me when I say that there's nothing in the world that can compare to those Secret Pennyworth Recipe Brownies.

The goose, the brownies, the tree, the decorations, the carols, and It's a Wonderful Life. And all of the other classics -- Miracle on 34th Street, The Bishop's Wife, It's Christmas Charlie Brown -- we're gonna miss all of them.

Well, wherever we are and however long we're stuck here, I just hope everyone back home's able to enjoy the holidays.

Hey, has anyone seen Roy Harper around lately? It's been a few days since I've heard from him, I'm starting to get worried.

So is this teleporting thing happening all over the place? That's kind of annoying. You can't really walk two feet without ending up a mile away or twenty feet in the air. I hope this isn't going to turn into a regular thing, it's going to take us an hour to get anywhere at this rate.

Um, is anyone else weirded out by all these frogs?

Um, I'm pretty sure I haven't fallen asleep under any riverside trees recently. In fact, I'm pretty sure there aren't any riverside trees in Gotham so that kind of makes the whole falling down the rabbit hole theory null and void, doesn't it? I thought so, anyway. I guess after five years of living in Gotham City I shouldn't be surprised by too much, but this place isn't exactly Gotham.

I don't suppose anyone around here can tell where it is, though?